Dear Mr.Harper

Dear Mr. Harper
I'll call you Stephen, ok? I recall that over in Bracebridge a few years ago you told me to call you that.
I'm writing to you to ask to be one of your Senate appointments from Ontario ,the finest province next to Alberta of course.

I feel that I would make a good Senator. I am a loyal Tory having voted that way since I was six.I know how to argue ( what Irishman doesn't). I can see both sides of the question mine and that of that stupid sonovabitchin Liberal. I certainly believe in the sober reflection that goes on in the Senate after they get over from gettin pissed the night before.I'm very willing to give that a try. I certainly would give all bills brought to the Senate my careful evaluation even though my wife calls that procrastination.I would certainly do my best to spend the winter in warmer climes researching for the Senate of course. The fact that I sometimes doze off listening to political bullshit need not be held against me.If appointed I wont get the "hots" for any of those gal Senators or those guy Senators either. So no worries there,Stephen.

Lastly, I need the cushy paycheck since I never worked for GM.

Yours Truly

Government Funded Blogger

PS Kindly overlook the stuff I said to Tony in an email. It was taken out of contexts. He's a good lad a bit short but so was old Nap.


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